10 reasons to dump a boyfriend

• He claims he'll never cheat on you but he cheated on his ex to be with you
• He still sees his ex but insists they are just friends, he hasn't told her about you
• He won't introduce you to his friends
• He's been out with most of your friends and is flirting with your sister
• He tells you he's patient and he loves you but if you don't sleep with him soon he's off
• He spends more time putting his make-up on in the morning than you do
• He loves you when you leave him but needs more time to himself when you are together
• He breaks up with you when his ex is single and wants to get back together when she has a new boyfriend
• He loves to go out with friends, but always has an excuse when it comes to going out with you
• All your friends tell you he's a waste of space and he's always getting into trouble

10 reasons to dump a girlfriend

• She gets outrageously drunk on a glass of wine but sobers up when you put her hand down your bra
• She's always comparing you to an ex
• She puts you down in front of her mates
• She sulks when you want a lads day out but cancels a date at the last minute when one of her friends has a crisis
• She wears more make-up than Marilyn Manson and still doesn't look any better
• Her mother's a minger (you know what they say about girls and their mothers!)
• Her mum looks younger than her
• She's got a monobrow (one eye brow meets in the middle) and didn't get the hint when you bought her a pair of tweezers
• Her legs are hairier than yours
• You find out most of her mates have already had her

...& 5 ways to finish with them (or not)

Do:

• Tell them and be direct but not nasty - simply tell them you no longer want to see them and make sure that they understand that it is over and not just an argument 
• If you are too chicken to tell them write a letter or e-mail explaining your feelings and why it is over

Try and avoid:

• Texting them
• Getting someone else to tell them for you 
• Getting off with their best mate in front of them